It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
