Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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