i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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