Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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