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I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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