I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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