I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
My penis needs a shock collar
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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