worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
This house was built for laser tag.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
How external is "for external use only"?
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Randomize