oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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