is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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