Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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