i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
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