Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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