Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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