i jhust puked up my retainher.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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