So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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