Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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