I'll bet she douches with gravy.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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