You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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