He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Randomize
