I wish i was in the wii world.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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