hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
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