just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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