she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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