Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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