when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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