: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
we're making bets on your personal life
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
