And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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