It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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