my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
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