I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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