My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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