so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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