my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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