hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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