I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
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