That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
they need to just BURY HIM!
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
You dont lie about slip and slides
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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