Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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