id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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