We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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