Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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