My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Randomize
