i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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