It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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