If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Did I show you my penis last night?
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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