so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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