Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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