Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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