Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
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