is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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