Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
it's like heaven, but drunker
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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