do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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