Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
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