windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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