Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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